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fw4st
13 October 2019 @ 12:00 am
This Journal contains the collaborations and occasionally the individual fanfiction/fanart/rants/ideas of Fan and Woo, also known as FWAST, also known individually on LiveJournal as eur0philia and morau, respectively.

As most of these works either deal with mindless, senseless, etcetera crack and/or yaoi, we expect you to be vaguely intelligent and thoroughly warned that you should be emotionally and ACTUALLY mature enough to view our entries.

If not, shoo. Go away. We take no responsibility for any mental trauma you incur.

Still don't mind looking at our spawn products stuff? Please do.

Comments are of course always loved.

Thieves will be raped with blunt knives scorned because they're the scum you find in toilet pipes.

The picture in our layout is from a very amusing crack PoT doujinshi and the scans kindly came from [info]leviosa8
 
 
Current Mood: creative
 
 
fw4st
24 February 2008 @ 06:59 pm
ZOMG! IT'S TEH FINAL PART OF OUR NNOITRA FIC OF LULZ!!! XDDD THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO READ IT!!!

Title: Bleeding in Unexpected Places
Chapter: 3 of 3
Rating: PG-13- weird and crude references to menstruation and sex
Summary: So Ulquiorra makes a disturbed Orihime explain menstruation and Grimmjow wants babies. How does this crazy crack fic end? Will Nnoitra stop bleeding out of his ass?


 
 
Current Music: Sweeney Todd OST- Greenfinch and Linnet Bird
 
 
fw4st
23 February 2008 @ 07:54 pm
Hi guys! As promised, we bring you the second part of our crack Bleach fic!
Title: Bleeding in Unexpected Places
Chapter: 2 of 3
Rating: PG-13- weird and crude references to menstruation and sex
Pairing: A little dash of Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, with hints of Nnoitra/Tesla, Aizen/Gin
Summary: So Nnoitra is bleeding from a place we don't want to know and discovers tampons. Now we see what happens when Orihime is made to educate Espadas on the workings of the human body...


MOAR LULZ AHEAD )

 
 
Current Music: Sweeney Todd OST- God, that's Good!
 
 
fw4st
22 February 2008 @ 08:51 pm
OMG AAJDHDSHDSJDILSJDILSAHDUSGDUIASDHGUIASDGHIUASD WE'RE STILL ALIVE???!!! O___O

Fan here. Hmmm....we apologise for the lack of posting XD But yes...life has kept us busy...somewhat...

Anyway, you're in luck today! We've got something of a fic for you!

Title: Bleeding in Unexpected Places
Chapter: 1 of 3
Rating: PG-13- weird and crude references to menstruation and sex
Pairing: A little dash of Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, with hints of Nnoitra/Tesla, Aizen/Gin
Summary: This is just fucked-up crack. The entire story generated out of
which generated out of an MSN conversation and was inspired by the following pictures:






There is also a reference from this fic by [info]marinliliz about the description of Hueco Mundo.






 
 
Current Music: Sweeney Todd OST- Johanna
 
 
fw4st
08 November 2007 @ 09:58 pm
Today was a very interesting day. There was good and there was bad. We were attempting to purchase a cute little iMac G3 from Reverse Garbage but a few unfortunate things happening along the way which led to the purchase being postponed. And then we went around Kinokuniya and looked at some manga.

After we looked at the manga, then we looked at the Japanese magazine and yaoi section. This was when Fan started to act rather interesting. Well, drunk really. :D Except that she actually hadn't had a single drop of alcohol. Basically, Fan was high one second and then wasted in another and was doing weird things like go "Bleeeeeegh" randomly.

Fan started to giggle randomly and make very strange obvious comments when we go to the yaoi section and then was acting wasted and DED when we headed on to the language guides section to look for French and Japanese guides. And when we were searching for something and there was none of it in stock, she was all HEADSCREEN and "FAIL!". The unfortunate people who happened to be in the same aisle with us at the time were giving us some very strange looks.

...............

I'm surmising that today I'm not very funny. But it did happen, I just can't phrase it well today XD Perhaps someday I actually can bring a camera and photospam the crazy that is Fan on a high. :D
 
 
Current Mood: thoughtful
 
 
fw4st
27 October 2007 @ 10:12 pm
Because Woo is a horrifically boring person with a boring life, she rarely posts unless Fan decides to tell her to get off her lazy butt and POST.

So Woo has decided to do a bit of random spiel today, which is rooted in the mechanics of a logical sex scene, not sure if it's accurately named, but hey, it sounds smart and official. So why the strange and not child-friendly topic, you wonder?

Well, Fan and Woo enjoy partaking in some roleplay, and as with all roleplay, sometimes what's in your head is not in another's. Thus some discrepancies will occur in setting or position of some sort. Today we had a slight loling over the inconvenient placement, or looking at it in a different way, lack of chair in the midst of a sex scene. So we ended up using a bit of brainpower to try and revise the situation to include the extremely minor yet suddenly important inclusion of the damn chair.

And yeah. Something random to think about the next time one attempts to write a sex scene.

Have a fantastic, yaoi-filled day, everyone. Maybe the next time Woo posts it won't be so random.
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Current Mood: blank
 
 
fw4st
14 October 2007 @ 07:54 pm
Hi guys! It's Fan here...and OMG...we have...a FIC for you all. O__o
This is sort of our first go at Tenipuri yaoi so please bear with us!

Title: How Do You Say "I Want to Fuck You" in LOLcat?
Chapter: 1 of ?
Rating: errm...PG-13...for the moment
Pairing: Niou/Eiji, with maybe a dash of other pairings here and there
Summary: Niou discovers LOLcats. And has an itch for Kikumaru. Kikumaru-chan keeps making those kitty noises right? So what better way to flirt with kitty-boy than to use LOLcat speak


Comments and reviews appreciated!

Cross-posted to [info]tenipuri_yaoi
 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
 
 

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